Chelsea Ambrose

One exception to Hunter's avoidance of attachments is his best friend Chelsea, a foul-mouthed, chain-smoking lesbian with a similar level of sexual game, though since there's a smaller proportion of lesbians/bicurious women, she has more repeats. Though she is socially more of an outsider than Hunter, she gets a lot of action behind the scenes. She can often be found with Hunter, taking drives, hanging out in the coffee shop, or standing outside somewhere--she smokes and rants, he listens to her tirades. She makes Hunter mixed CDs of female artists. She is forever bitter about her ex-girlfriend Erika, a nerd-turned-popular girl who turned her into her "piece on the side" until eventually dumping her for her reputation. Chelsea's mission to sleep with every popular girl on the down-low is partially a mission of vengeance.

Chelsea dresses casually with some goth/punk elements. Her makeup is usually bold and fierce but on point, although she alternates between wearing a full face and absolutely nothing, based on her whims. She used to dress and make herself up in a more feminine way, but changed her style after the break-up as a way to "shake it off."

Chelsea's mother is a dental hygienist. She doesn't remember her father at all, though her older sister Lauren does; he broke up with their mother when Chelsea was a baby and after some half-hearted attempts to make visiting work, moved to northern Alberta and never came back. Lauren moved to Montreal for school and rarely visits, but she does send Chelsea MAC products in the mail and they Skype sometimes.

Chelsea used to get along with other townies growing up and liked Thorn Court--she enjoys swimming, hiking, and photography--but as she grew older, realized her sexuality, and saw the rich kids get more popular and snooty and lost her girlfriend to them, she's become very bitter about the place and can't wait to escape to Vancouver.

Chelsea is lactose intolerant.

Chelsea's evident theme song:

Hole - Violet

Chelsea's actual theme song:

Placebo ft. David Bowie - Without You I'm Nothing

Chelsea's cry and eat ice cream song:

Florence + the Machine - Shake It Out

Shit Chelsea Says: fucking my way thru the zodiac rn. rly feeling Scorpios. - to Hunter, via text "Is she seriously checking him out? After O'Keeffe in Art History I saw that kid dry humping a rose bush." - on a popular girl's taste in men