Jesse Hahn

Jesse is a boarding school kid from the dorms, a little dorky, gangly, pimply, and awkward in his first year, but who has since become captain of the swim team and fairly popular around the school. He changed his fate in the tenth grade by hitting a growth spurt, taking Accutane, joining track, and clinching the team relay win for the swim team at a big meet. Afterwards, he dated Mia and shot to the top of the food chain, where he remains despite the fact that his now-ex can't stand him.

Jesse is mostly straight and into romantic monogamy, but his inflated sense of ego makes him annoying to date. He and Hunter screw around when Jesse gets frustrated and Hunter's in the mood. Hunter takes a perverse pleasure in deflating Jesse's arrogance with his considerable sexual prowess.